Bill Bates (@WhereIF)

San Francisco Bay Area

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @WhereIF ever

Recent tweets

Yaaaaay!!! I am out of Twitter jail! 55 days of a suspended account. Twitter said it was a mistake on their part. O..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q3

via Twitter for iPhone

Sorry about the RayBan messages. Hole plugged and tweets deleted.

Does anyone ever buy things that way? pic.twitter.com/Fflj58HOyW

via Twitter Web App

Time to get to work. Now that the rust is off, consistency in posting again is next on the list. Episode 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZB

via Twitter for iPhone

HooverReport Alan Dershowitz, you have jumped the shark hard. The words coming out of your mouth. Wow.

You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Jan 29th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone)

My answer to Who are the two running backs you would pick for your all-time NFL team? quora.com/Who-are-the-tw…

via Quora

CobraCommander I’m resolving to clean up my act, lose a few pounds, and watch what I eat after 8pm.

Just kidding, n00bs — I’m a.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kj8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Jan 1st, 2020 via Twitter for iPad)

@EvelDick Absolutely. Paul deserved to lose. Josh did not deserve to win. Unfortunately, you couldn’t have both in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MF

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EvelDick

CobraCommander Elon owes me royalties. pic.twitter.com/iZzaNjj2Us

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Nov 22nd, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

jacknicas President Trump just toured a Texas plant that has been making Apple computers since 2013 and took credit for it, s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kU

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Nov 21st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

HooverReport Robert Murray

You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Nov 17th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

Celebrating a Pats win over Philly. Cheers from California, @harpoonbrewery pic.twitter.com/eVmRJf9x2U

via Twitter for iPhone

Bling Pig in a Harpoon glass. Happy Saturday. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/cQaR5iSvnU

via Twitter for iPhone

If you need an uplift for your day, this is it. 😁 twitter.com/alyssa_milano/…

via Twitter for iPhone

If it were not for the studio audience laughing, I might have cried while watching this. Such a juxtaposition. twitter.com/jimmykimmel/st…

via Twitter for iPhone

HooverReport Staging your Situation Room picture (in the lamest way possible).

That suuuuuuuuuuucks!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Oct 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone)

@KevinCrossman I hope it doesn’t disappoint! Thanks for your support! :-)

via TweetDeck in reply to KevinCrossman

WhereIF Episode 13: I’m Back, Where Have I Been, Trump & Subpoenas, and Hoover Report! whereicarusflies.com/blog/2019/10/2… pic.twitter.com/W3hJCYYuCu

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