Bill Bates (@WhereIF)

San Francisco Bay Area

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @WhereIF ever

July 2010

ceciliatan When I get to 1500 followers I’ll give away 2 signed erotic books, 1 to a new person, 1 to a retweeter! Pls RT!

via web (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Jul 27th, 2010 via Twittelator)

Some nights beer = good. Much needed release. At 40, however, recovery time gets much longer…

via Twittelator

Voyager2 I am currently 12 hrs 44 mins 55 secs of light-travel time from Earth

via HootSuite (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Jul 24th, 2010 via Twittelator)

@bamana I like to do shit. Sometimes, fuckin’ shit.

via Twittelator

RT @Techland Joss Whedon Confirms He’s Directing The Avengers |

via Twittelator in reply to Techland

RT @WilliamShatner Oh, by the way, I’ll be landing on the USS Midway in a helicopter. Who else could pull something like this off?

via Twittelator

A quick pop-in at the Rockbottom for a mug of Westcoast IPA before I finish my errands for the day.

via Twittelator

“Terrell Owens concerned teams perceive him as a troublemaker.” Really? He is surprised by this????

via Twittelator

I am sooooo tired of apps crashing under iOS4. Sorry, but it was not ready for prime time. Sloooow, battery hog, crashing. Ugh…

via Twittelator

I’ve been quiet in the Twitterverse for a bit. A lot going on. I hope I have something cool to report soon! Until then, I am back! ;-)

via Twittelator

I so hope this is true! Buying TV shows is stupid. RT @appleinsider: Apple TV to stream 99 cent TV show rentals

via TweetDeck

A real hero. Bless him. RT @sanjosenews #sanjose San Jose man saved two from drowning, died trying to save third

via Twittelator

It is good to know that at the Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest, no eaters suffered a disqualifying “urge contrary to swallowing.”

via Twittelator