Bill Bates (@WhereIF)

San Francisco Bay Area

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @WhereIF ever

November 2010

CassiniSaturn New highest-res heat intensity maps show split-end like branches off Enceladus’ tiger stripes. http://tinyurl.com/343jb…

via web (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Nov 30th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

TrekMovie This is why Internet was invented — Check this video out — Fail Compilation November 2010 http://t.co/NAkvN4l via @youtube

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Nov 30th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

Wow!!! Look at this great shot of a big storm over Montana! Thanks #APOD! http://bit.ly/dJDMhk

via TweetDeck

@jonathancoulton Due to your Tetrazzini experiment there will be research to be done. On the people who are still alive. Still alive…

via TweetDeck in reply to jonathancoulton

Just when I though California EDD was going to screw me over, they came through big time! The two people I spoke with = AWESOME!!!! #Karma

via TweetDeck

Remember when folks tried to argue that Jake Delhomme was an elite NFL quarterback? Yeah, that made me laugh back then too.

via TweetDeck

Holy, What the hell???? Actor decapitates mother with Freemason sword. http://bit.ly/e5BHqX

via TweetDeck

rainnwilson Tom DeLay is ‘dissapointed’ to have been found guilty of money-laundering. The jury was too, big guy.

via HootSuite (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Nov 27th, 2010 via Twittelator)

@KevinCrossman Well, you have convinced me to see Tangled. I’ll likely wait for it on Apple TV, but we’ll still watch it. Thanks!

via Twittelator in reply to KevinCrossman

@KevinCrossman Hmmm. I thought Dragon was the best non-Pixar movie I have seen. One of my favs.

via Twittelator in reply to KevinCrossman

@Quakeprediction Holy scare tactics, Batman. You are NEVER right. Stop trying to scare us.

via Twittelator

@KevinCrossman Better than How to Train Your Dragon? Wow. I am surprised. To me, from the previews, it looked awful. I’ll have to rethink…

via TweetDeck in reply to KevinCrossman

HooverReport Watching college basketball outside of the Tourney is like watching the WNBA. It suuuuuuuuucks!!!

via Twittelator (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Nov 26th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

A Green Bay Packers fan site decided to follow me? Do they not read my tweets? I am a Patriots fan…

via TweetDeck

Want to cover up your private parts during TSA screening? Try these: http://www.flyingpasties…

via TweetDeck

ceoSteveJobs My wife is holding it wrong. Again.

via web (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Nov 26th, 2010 via web)

I have made a decision. This weekend I am going blonde.

via Twittelator

Voyager2 I am currently 13 hrs 05 mins 40 secs of light-travel time from Earth

via HootSuite (retweeted on 4:06 PM, Nov 26th, 2010 via Twittelator)

@KevinCrossman Justin Timberlake must be pretty desperate to be a Hollywood guy. Sadly, both my boys want to see Yogi…

via Twittelator in reply to KevinCrossman

Having my laptop on my TV is not appealing. Watching video I get, but my word processor? PPT and Excel need to stay out of my living room!

via Twittelator

Oh, this is rich! The English edition of the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA). Who writes like this? http://bit.ly/idEpFC

via TweetDeck

My printer isn’t even connected directly to my Mac, it is connected to my AirPort Extreme Base Station. A Canon IP6600D (4-5 years old).

via TweetDeck

I downloaded Printopia, installed it, did NOTHING else and my iPhone 3GS (with iOS 4.2) prints perfectly to my non AirPrint printer.

via TweetDeck

So much for the “experts” out there. I read three different post on how difficult and involved Printopia is to make work on your Mac.

via TweetDeck

How is it possible that AirPrint for iOS 4.2 works better on Windows than on MacOS?

via TweetDeck

CassiniSaturn There’s a tenuous exosphere @ Rhea - w/O2&CO2. A first found by a spacecraft (outside Earth) http://tinyurl.com/rheae…

via web (retweeted on 9:51 AM, Nov 26th, 2010 via Twittelator)

MarsRovers For today only, we’ll say Mars is pumpkin pie-colored. Happy Thanksgiving to our U.S. followers!

via web (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Nov 25th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

Sometimes traditions need to change. Let’s drop the Lions and Cowboys from Thanksgiving and start scheduling good games.

via Twittelator

NASAJPL Stripes are back in season…on Jupiter? A stripe that “vanished” last spring is reappearing. New @NASA pix: http://bit.ly/dQW0l9

via web (retweeted on 12:47 PM, Nov 24th, 2010 via Twittelator)

paulandstorm [S] The thing about Bob Marley is that when he says “Woy yoy yo, woy yoy-yoy yo; Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yo”, you believe him.

via web (retweeted on 8:19 AM, Nov 23rd, 2010 via Twittelator)

NASAJPL One comet down, one to go! @NASA’s Stardust spacecraft on course for comet flyby in February: http://bit.ly/g6JLls

via web (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Nov 22nd, 2010 via TweetDeck)

With its red tape and crummy web design, the ESPN Sportsnation Community could be the crappiest thing I have seen on the web since the 90s.

via TweetDeck

barque As a male with no tattoos I stand no chance of getting a job at Trader Joe’s.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Nov 22nd, 2010 via TweetDeck)

Dear @santa__claus, I don’t mind your shameless plugs, but could you also add other stuff to your Twitter feed as well? Give us some cheer.

via TweetDeck

I just saw the new Harry Potter. I am a fan of the movies but I was not impressed with Part 1. It is my least favorite of the 7.

via Twittelator

Holiday Season has arrived!!! Ahhhhh… http://twitpic.com/38q571

via Twittelator

@Ariana3701 Spambot, Spambot, Spambot!!!!!!! I wish you would burn in the eternal fires of the Interwebs of the Damned!

via Twittelator in reply to Ariana3701

Holy crapshacks, I hate barre chords on the acoustic guitar. They will be the death of me!!!

via Twittelator

Interesting, a news feed created from the RTs of you and those you follow. Check mine out: http://paper.li/WhereIF (Thanks @chrisj1019)

via TweetDeck

Eklund We may have a trade….holding my next blog for a bit here….

via Osfoora HD (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Nov 19th, 2010 via Twittelator)

JeriLRyan Keep it up!! Every new follower of @abolishcancer today = $1 to @BePositiveFdn to fight against childhood cancer! Pls RT like maniacs! ;-)

via Osfoora HD (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Nov 19th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

Need a holiday gift idea? How about the Turd Twister. Get ‘em while they are hot! Steaming hot, that is…http://www.turdtwister.c…

via TweetDeck

The Adobe CS Suite could have the most boring icon set ever created. C’mon Adobe, time to step it up.

via TweetDeck

flyosity Beautiful set of Safari replacement icons by the insanely talented @flarup. These are digital art masterpieces. http://cl.ly/3Jhx

via web (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Nov 19th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

Damn it, the Mayans were right! An extra round of #MLB playoffs is not likely to start until 2012. http://es.pn/9icUg5

via TweetDeck

Amen Kevin!!! RT @KevinCrossman: Bud Selig, we don’t need an extra round of playoffs. #Baseball #MLB

via TweetDeck

Great website. I have a few “citations” printed out and sitting in my glove box. :-) http://www.youparklikean…

via TweetDeck

teamcymru U.S-China Relations Commission Report to Congress: Chinese gov’t backs hacking on “massive scale” http://bit.ly/cvBADI

via Team Cymru News (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Nov 18th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

RT @bamana: if you have a few minutes, can you help a brother (literally my brother) out with this survey: http://bit.ly/9SuCS9

via TweetDeck

This turning out to be a Cool Science Wednesday! RT @CERN: Antimatter atoms produced and trapped at CERN http://bit.ly/d0znip

via TweetDeck

BadAstronomer *Seriously* cool and weird picture of a dying star, which frankly I cannot completely explain. http://is.gd/hiBdS

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Nov 17th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

I am trying to get used to the new Twitter, but the interface is just so damn sluggish.

via web

I have never been a Green Lantern fan, but the trailer for the movie looks good. I will see it. Oh plus Ryan Reynolds is so dreamy…

via TweetDeck

muskrat_john Seriously, why does the Green Lantern mask make Ryan Reynolds look like Ben Stiller on steroids? http://bit.ly/dnHoBZ

via web (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Nov 17th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

Who thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is a good singer? Does anyone else sing with less emotion? gLee is going down in flames this season. Too bad.

via TweetDeck

BadAstronomer Leonid meteors tonight! Pack a blanket: http://is.gd/hijj0

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:50 AM, Nov 17th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

Conan on TBS, impression so far: B/B- His scripted jokes are not his strength. When he improvises with the audience it is gold.

via TweetDeck

“The word ‘profiling’ is a political invention by people who don’t want to do security.” http://bit.ly/aYFbxO

via TweetDeck

socialmedia2day Sorav Jain gives us 70 facts about social media in 2010, some of which blew me away. Did you know that “more than… http://fb.me/Eoyl1Q4b

via Facebook (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Nov 16th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

alyankovic Thank you, iTunes! I’ve been very interested to hear these “Beatles” that everybody’s been talking about.

via web (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Nov 16th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

@jonmchu Dude, you KNOW you are a somebody when you are Twitter verified!

via TweetDeck in reply to jonmchu

Adding color back into iTunes and making Ping useful, THAT would be an announcement!

via TweetDeck

Beatles on iTunes? That was the earth shattering, “Day we will never forget” announcement? Crap like that is what Twitter is for…

via TweetDeck

Was anything more painful than watching the Browns lose to the Jets with multiple chances to win? Oh yeah, the Padres 2010 collapse…

via Twittelator

NBC Plans “The Event” Relaunch in February http://su.pr/1gHJVx by — I was too bored with this tweet to bother to click the URL…

via Twittelator

Well, this is one way to do it: Longest-serving prisoner on Texas’ death row dies of natural causes - http://bit.ly/cnjU4f

via Twittelator

Did the Redskins really just sign a guy for 5-years $75 mil that was supposedly too out of shape/incompetent to run their 2-minute offense?

via Twittelator

McRib sandwich, GET IN MY BELLY!!! http://twitpic.com/354xce

via Twittelator

@Tobolowsky Especially when those of us in the Bay Area cannot watch most Raider home games on TV. ;-) Today was the first in 11 home games.

via Twittelator in reply to Tobolowsky

@Tobolowsky Fair enough. I just think that with the recent ineptness of both Oakland and KC, it is not on the radar of NFL fans.

via Twittelator in reply to Tobolowsky

@Tobolowsky I think you mean, “as good a football game as no one will ever watch or care about.”

via Twittelator in reply to Tobolowsky

Anyone who moons over The Hurt Locker has never actually seen a good movie. Holy over rated crap, Batman.

via Twittelator

I checked in at USS Hornet (707 W Hornet Ave) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/aEgsk7

via Yelp

SanJoseSharks Jamie Baker has a great take on the NHL suspending Joe Thornton. http://bit.ly/aRe9ib

via web (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Nov 5th, 2010 via Twittelator)

I have been iPhone-less all day. It is back in my hands now and all is right with the world again. Ahhhhh…

via Twittelator

Voyager2 I am currently 13 hrs 02 mins 07 secs of light-travel time from Earth

via HootSuite (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Nov 5th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

From the “I Knew it All Along” Files: Staring at women’s breasts can lengthen a man’s life expectancy. http://bit.ly/aF5f3K

via TweetDeck

From the “Good Lord Help Us All” Files: Nicaraguan military accidentally invades Costa Rica due to Google Maps error. http://bit.ly/d77j4S

via TweetDeck

@twsspodcast I have to disagree with the experts. The Sting was not a classic, but my favorite of the season. Finally back to the basics.

via Twittelator

Start a company called Twitter… #tweetyour16yearoldself

via TweetDeck

5 Most Terrifying Congresspeople Elected on Tuesday: http://bit.ly/bvxoGH — Yeah, we are in much better shape now…

via TweetDeck

Eklund New Blog> Could Iginla REALLY be moved, and why a source tells me the Sabres would be very interested? > http://bit.ly/18vh1q

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:06 AM, Nov 4th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

thehill Twitter makes first D.C. hire http://bit.ly/dp2X0p #twitter

via web (retweeted on 11:05 AM, Nov 4th, 2010 via TweetDeck)

RT @NASATweetup: Space lingo 101: “scrub” is used if a launch is delayed AFTER tanking. Launch is “postponed” or “delayed” otherwise.

via TweetDeck

Watching the Giants World Series Parade at Rockbottom with a great IPA and a bowl of chili. Good times. :-)

via Twittelator

Another big thanks to the San Diego Padres for their massive end of the season collapse. :-)

via Twittelator

MVP for the Giants? Bruce Bochy.

via Twittelator

The Rangers really Padred that series.

via Twittelator