Bill Bates (@WhereIF)

San Francisco Bay Area

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @WhereIF ever

May 2011

NASA The view of the space station from space shuttle Endeavour as it departs one last time.  http://twitpic.com/54gskb #sts134

via CoTweet (retweeted on 9:34 PM, May 29th, 2011 via Twittelator)

Voyager2 I am currently 13 hrs 08 mins 43 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2011:150:2L) Approaching standstill point!

via HootSuite (retweeted on 5:17 PM, May 29th, 2011 via Twittelator)

Great photographs comparing San Jose in the 70’s to San Jose of the 2000’s. http://bit.ly/ktIwH8

via TweetDeck

SpaceUpdating Last chance to see space shuttle Endeavour in night sky … ever http://sns.mx/1Edsy0

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 12:20 PM, May 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

teamcymru chart from McAfee of the number of recent Mac #malware threats, end of the OS X holiday? http://bit.ly/l3tlrt

via web (retweeted on 11:37 AM, May 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

jonahgoldman REALLY proud of Jackie. Check it out: http://bit.ly/maYP8c #movetoendviolence

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:34 AM, May 27th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Bruins Moonrise: Bruins/Bolts Game 7 tonight! Here is my take on APOD’s Boston Moonrise picture from March. http://twitpic.com/539cgx

via TweetDeck

@KevinCrossman Oh, and he sure does have a “body of work.” <rimshot here> Thank you, thank you. I will be here all week.

via TweetDeck in reply to KevinCrossman

@KevinCrossman The music in the video makes it sound like Ron Jeremy will pop out at any moment…

via TweetDeck in reply to KevinCrossman

I have no words to describe the spectacle of humanity in this video. “People Of Walmart Song” http://bit.ly/ldkstH

via TweetDeck

SpaceUpdating Awesome Hi Def Launch Videos from Endeavour http://sns.mx/1Gdsy1

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 9:23 PM, May 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Right now my iRobot Scooba is cleaning the kitchen floor. Take THAT Skynet! For now, you are my bitch!!!

via Twittelator

BrianDunning I miss the good old days when “Palin” meant Michael.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:06 PM, May 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

BorowitzReport My ability to tweet started improving once I stopped having complete thoughts.

via web (retweeted on 1:05 PM, May 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

@twsspodcast Just caught up on The Office. I hated Catherine Tate as Donna Noble in Doctor Who. I agree, the show would crash and burn.

via web in reply to twsspodcast

James Spader on the office was awesome! “He creeps me out, but I think he might be a genius…”

via Twittelator

I am a few episodes of The Office behind. Just watched Inner Circle. Great episode for Will Ferrell.

via Twittelator

I like Lauren and Scotty but Pia should have won this season of Idol.

via Twittelator

tap tap tap is giving out very cool, customized iPad 2s to celebrate launching #TheHeist for iPhone! http://theheistapp.com

via MacHeist

SpaceUpdating On anniversary of Kennedy moon speech, we should look skyward http://sns.mx/1zdry9

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 1:54 PM, May 25th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Luke Thomas (@Quakeprediction) and Harold Camping must have taken the same Fear Mongering 101 class.

via TweetDeck

WISE_Mission This week’s featured image shows a colorful collection of galaxy specimens released by WISE. http://fb.me/H0klgmdR

via Facebook (retweeted on 11:03 AM, May 25th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

NASAKepler Don’t YOU want to be part of the exoplanet detection club- 500, 1,000 or even 20,000 discoveries? check out planethunters.org & get started!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:39 AM, May 25th, 2011 via web)

KevinCrossman Incredible iPad guitar solo from @LambrosGeorge. http://www.youtube.com/w…

via web (retweeted on 9:31 AM, May 25th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Gizmodo 111 Scenes that Lasted 1/1000 of a Second http://t.co/GKwBjr9

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:39 AM, May 24th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

NASA Two views of the volcanic ash cloud from Iceland’s Grímsvötn taken today by our Terra & Aqua satellites. http://go.usa.gov/juM

via CoTweet (retweeted on 11:20 AM, May 24th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Can you crack the vault and solve #TheHeist for iPhone? http://macheist.com/theh…

via MacHeist

mattverso I’m sorry, but this is the greatest notification window in the history of notification windows. http://i.imgur.com/IVUom…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:14 AM, May 24th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Yikes, Twitter buys Tweetdeck. So long Tweetdeck. I really liked you.

via TweetDeck

KevinCrossman Target, your sign is cute but if you say that “you do not allow solicitors” and there ARE solicitors then you didn’t do your job.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:46 PM, May 23rd, 2011 via Twittelator)

I have found The Rapture in a bottle! http://twitpic.com/50vaj0

via Twittelator

SpaceUpdating Final Shuttle Launch Targeted for July 8 http://sns.mx/1Zdoy1

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 11:26 AM, May 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

I’ll be at the baseball field all day tomorrow and forget to send this out, so enjoy it now. #endoftheworldhttp://blip.fm/~14pz6i

via Blip.fm

I so want to podcast again, I have just been sooooo lazy. I just passed 6500 downloads/listens according to PodPress and Blubrry. Cool!

via TweetDeck

Gizmodo It’s called Rapture Bombing. It’s rad. And you should do it with us http://gizmo.do/lNCPcr Tweet photos with #rapturebomb

via Tweetie for Mac (retweeted on 9:10 AM, May 20th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

SpaceUpdating Astronomers find 10 Jupiter-sized planets without mother star http://sns.mx/1bdoy2

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 6:16 PM, May 19th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

A great Dr. Who episode written by @neilhimself. Oh, that sexy Tardis!

via TweetDeck

SpaceUpdating Dark energy is real, new evidence indicates http://sns.mx/1Idoy0

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 1:17 PM, May 19th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

jonathancoulton Doing a live online interview in 10 with www.vtwproductions.com.

via web (retweeted on 11:51 AM, May 19th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

I know I missed May 4th, but the disco version of the Star Wars Theme is always worth sharing! #shakeyourbootyth… ♫ http://blip.fm/~14p1be

via Blip.fm

I hate services that post to multiple Twitter accounts without asking. Don’t change my settings without my permission please.

via TweetDeck

mbushong “You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind?” http://bit.ly/TTdJb | Funny!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:27 AM, May 19th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

BorowitzReport Study Shows iPad Cures Adultery; Owners Stop Noticing Other People Altogether http://bit.ly/jDAf71

via web (retweeted on 8:11 AM, May 19th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

SethMacFarlane Someone should tell Palin that using the term “lamestream media” makes her sound like an ’80’s movie bully. But maybe I’m just a spazwad.

via Echofon (retweeted on 8:05 AM, May 19th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

So much for 2012. It looks like the world will end on Saturday. Man, I so hopped I’d see the Cubs win the World Series. http://bit.ly/k2WoHc

via TweetDeck

@bamana Some Rockbottom IPA hit the spot today. :-)

via TweetDeck in reply to bamana

Have I ever mentioned that love beer? What a wonderful creation. IPA is my favorite, with Pale Ale being a close second.

via TweetDeck

mbushong I like Dany Heatley in the good old days. You know, when he used to score goals and stuff. #expensivewaytofilloutalineup #sharks

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:03 PM, May 18th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

10 years later, Apple’s ‘crazy’ retail gamble is a hit. http://bit.ly/msqiMy (via CNN)

via TweetDeck

NASA Astronomers have discovered a new class of planets, floating alone in space, that may be more common than stars: http://go.nasa.gov/jWHBdC

via CoTweet (retweeted on 10:42 AM, May 18th, 2011 via web)

lifehacker Foodily is a serious recipe search engine. Grab 17,000 bacon recipes, for example, or refine by source., dieta… (cont) http://deck.ly/~VwXPz

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:39 AM, May 18th, 2011 via Twittelator)

SpaceUpdating NASA’s Shuttle Endeavour Heads to Space Station on Its Final Mission http://sns.mx/1udmy9

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 8:44 AM, May 17th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

joyosmanski Allen Gregory airs this Fall! I’m the one with the enormous forehead: http://bit.ly/kmL0X5

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:32 PM, May 16th, 2011 via Twittelator)

SpaceUpdating Endeavour’s Final Liftoff Takes Antimatter Detector Into Space http://sns.mx/1ndly0

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 1:08 PM, May 16th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

SpaceUpdating NASA Starts Countdown for Shuttle Endeavour Launch http://sns.mx/17djy9

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 9:52 AM, May 13th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

I ask this out loud to everyone: Is the @mbushong Sharks playoff curse now broken??????

via TweetDeck

Facebook secretly smears Google. In the words of Amy Pohler and Seth Meyers, “Really? Really???” http://tcrn.ch/miTTVv

via TweetDeck

Remember when Yahoo! and Sun were cool? http://twitpic.com/4w03sz

via Twittelator

Breckenridge Brewery’s awesome ad campaign. Gravity activate pouring, brilliant! Damn it, I should be this clever… http://bit.ly/igGAoR

via TweetDeck

SpaceUpdating NASA Gravity Probe Confirms Two Einstein Theories http://sns.mx/1Adgy3

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 1:10 AM, May 10th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences.

via Twittelator

What is humanity’s most distant spacecraft? Check out #APOD for the answer: http://1.usa.gov/lE8uZf

via TweetDeck

HTC, you idiots. RT @daringfireball: ‘If You See a Stylus, They Blew It’: http://df4.us/hkm

via TweetDeck

Want NASA mission posters (free downloads)? Some of these are great! http://sfa.nasa.gov/prod…

via TweetDeck

wtbates Whenever I open a new jar of peanut butter and see that perfectly smooth, unmarred surface, I just have to draw a smiley face!

via Twittelator (retweeted on 10:40 AM, May 5th, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Just watched last week’s Idol. Sad to see Casey go but two things: 1. He couldn’t have won it. 2. He blew his performance, so no surprise.

via Twittelator

Why is my AT&T bill 31 pages long to list calls I don’t owe any $$ for? Nowadays there should be no more per minute charges… EVER.

via Twittelator

The Crapitals and Alexander Pussvechkin are going to get swept. Hahahahahahahahhaha!!!!

via Twittelator

Journey to the Data Center of the Earth #techmovies

via TweetDeck

BorowitzReport BREAKING: AT&T Says Bin Laden Still Responsible for One Year Left on iPhone Account

via web (retweeted on 1:22 PM, May 2nd, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Mars Needs Motherboards #techmovies

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Enemy of the Stateful Firewall #techmovies

via TweetDeck

SpaceUpdating Alien Planet Nearly Dense as Lead http://sns.mx/1Tday6

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 12:54 PM, May 2nd, 2011 via TweetDeck)

Exoplanetology spent a few minutes marveling at this pic. Sunset on another world http://fettss.arc.nasa.g…

via web (retweeted on 11:10 AM, May 2nd, 2011 via TweetDeck)

SpaceUpdating NASA delays Endeavour’s final launch http://sns.mx/1Tday9

via SNS Analytics (retweeted on 10:40 AM, May 2nd, 2011 via TweetDeck)

I am now being followed by Catholic iMissal (@iMissal). I would love to know the tweet that caused that to happen. Zombies or Nasa? :-)

via TweetDeck

@mbushong I would only rate the metal grate as Zombie Resistant. It needs to close and additional 5-6 feet below ground for true safety.

via TweetDeck in reply to mbushong

Happy Zombie Awareness Month! Who says you can’t live zombie free in style? Here is a sweet zombie proof house! http://bit.ly/kcU50t

via TweetDeck

MMFlint FOX News: Elderly Man on Dialysis Killed by Young African-American Male

via Twitter for BlackBerry® (retweeted on 9:13 PM, May 1st, 2011 via Twittelator)

Justice has been served.

via Twittelator