Bill Bates (@WhereIF)

San Francisco Bay Area

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @WhereIF ever

October 2013

conspiracyduck o< OLIVE GARDEN’S “UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS” ARE NOT ACTUALLY UNLIMITED BECAUSE THEIR RESOURCES ARE FINITE o-

via Twatsie@conspiracyduck (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Oct 18th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

conspiracyduck o< STEVE BALLMER RESIGNED FROM MICROSOFT SO HE CAN SECRETLY BUILD A STAR DRIVE o-

via Twatsie@conspiracyduck (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Oct 18th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

JoePezzula Rosemary’s Baby Shower

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Oct 11th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

scalzi House of Wax On, Wax Off

via Janetter (retweeted on 7:08 PM, Oct 11th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

apod NGC 891 Edge On: asterisk.apod.com/library/APOD/A…

via The Cosmos (retweeted on 11:56 PM, Oct 10th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

SanJoseSharks So great to see an even bigger smile on @TomHertl’s face after scoring his 1st NHL goal in just his 2nd NHL regular season game.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Oct 5th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone)

One word: Who the fuck cares? “In 2003, Dennis Gross set the unofficial record for Most Peeps Eaten in 30 Min. He polished off 102 Peeps”

via Twitter for iPhone